Coming soon
The SwassX™ Body Wipe, for the sweaty spots nobody talks about. Wipe, freshen up, carry on with your day.
The problem
swass (n.) /swæs/ — sweaty ass. See also: swalls, swoobs, swaj, and the general situation “down there.” You know what they mean.
It happens to everybody. Nobody wants to say it out loud. So we put it on the box.
You crushed it. Now you have to sit in your car. On cloth seats.
Great tacos. Metal chair. You stood up and left a souvenir.
No time to go home and shower. Your day came with you.
A shower isn’t always an option. SwassX is.
Sneak peek
Launching with
Wipes away swass, swalls, swoobs and swaj.
For your backside, groin, underboob and anywhere else that gets swassy. It cleans up and freshens when there’s no shower nearby. Wipe, toss, carry on.
Not for sale yet. Final product details may change before launch.